My friend Jenny is really worried that people are going to follow me around and send me dead animal parts and doll heads as a result of this song but please, if you feel inclined to send me dead animal parts, think it through. Thanks.
Stalk me I once wrote a poem called FUCKnbspME So stalk me I'm asking for it Don't take your medication Stalk ME
Write to me and say Dear Maggie I love what you do You've got a really big mouth Actually your mouth is a little too big Anyone ever tell you what a big-mouthed bitch you are God, you know I'm kinda sick of you I mean, what's so great about you How come you got on TV I could do that You ain't shit You suck I hate you but I love you I love you because I hate you Can I have your children? Will you shack up with me?
Oh sure I'll shack up with you Inbsplove stalkers Especially when they hate me But you knew that That's why you stalk me You're not fooled by my clever ruse Bitch goddess?nbspI think not I'm just a sucker for punishment So punish me Spank me Dominate my sock drawer And stalk me
Don't stalk Jodie Foster, David Letterman or John S. Hall Don't go through their trash Their trash is boring play with my trash Hurry, I'm waiting I'm pleading Just come on and do it Chew me choke me and stalk me That'll teach me to write all that goddamned poetry
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